All my life I've been... well, a loser. Dead-end job, little to no friends to speak of and when it came to the ladies... Let's just say my calendar was filled with more dermatologist appointments than dates. But then I slipped on the Old Navy Classic Crew-Neck Tee. When my head crested the neck hole... it was like poking my head above water for the first time in years. Things seemed brighter, more vibrant and the colors... My God the colors! I marched into my boss's office that morning and demanded a raise and a promotion (both granted). I walked out and planted a kiss right on his secretary (we're going out this Friday)... I capped off the day by chasing down a purse thief and getting interviewed by the local news woman (we're going out next Friday). And I did it all while wearing absolutely nothing but my Men's Classic Crew-Neck Tee! Since then I've purchased 6 more Classic Crews, said goodbye to my pants and said hello to a brand new, wonderful life... But yeah, the sleeves could stand to be a little longer.